- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
- WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
- collection of politely worded love letters.
people who address romeo and juliet as a love story
But it is…
It’s tragic, yes but the whole point is that their love was so strong that they did they only thing that could do to be together so their families couldn’t stop them…
they knew each other for three days and killed themselves over it youre done
Shakespeare was making fun of young love. It was almost a satire
- Boy: Okay, so there is this Pandorica...
- Girl: And it's a box?
- Me: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IF YOU DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT "DOCTOR WHO" AND GET YOUR RESEARCH CARDS DONE FOR THE DAY I'M GOING TO START YELLING SPOILERS AT YOU.
- Boy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm working! I'm working! I'll work for 2,000 years for you!